I AM SOMEBODY

"The Sermon" by The Slackers:


Ladies and Gentelmen, welcome to the church of slaaaack! I come before you today to save you from the perils of evil!

The clutches of sin!

and the devils and demons lurking from within!

Yes, ladies and gentelmen, I come before you today, and I present to you: the world's first guilt-free religion!

That's right, boys and girls, no more wakin' up early on Sunday mornin'. It's all about: believing in your self!

I said, it's all about believing in your seylf!!

I said it's all about believing in your self!

Now listen up closely, and listen to me, and I'll make sure you live the rest of your life BULLSHIT FREE!

That's right ladies and gentelmen, everybody out there, listen to me right now... I want you to put your hand on your stereo...put your hand on the speaker! Not that speaker the other speaker! Put your hand on the speaker! I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see em'! And I want you to repeat after me:

I AM SOMEBODY!

*I AM SOMEBODY!*

I SAID I AM SOMEBODY!

*I AM SOMEBODY!*

AND I'M GONNA BELIEVE IN MY SELF!!

*AND I'M GONNA BELIEVE IN MY SELF!*

BECAUSE...

*BECAUSE...*

I AAAYM SOMEBODY!!!

*I AAYM SOMEBODY!*

And I'm gonna shake my ass!